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8 tips for having sex with a large penis

1. Always use a lubricant

Adding extra lubrication is the single most effective thing you can do to make sex more comfortable. If you're too embarrassed to have the tube by the bed, go to the toilet before you have sex and insert some deep into your vagina. Warmth and your natural lubrication will spread it to all the right places.

2. Don't penetrate until you're ready

Have intercourse just before you're about to have an orgasm from oral sex or manual masturbation, so your vagina is as prepared as possible.

3. Don't attempt intercourse until you're *really* turned on

Explain to your partner that you need lots of foreplay for your vagina to lubricate and expand. If he still doesn't spend time stroking, arousing and exciting you before penetration, find a new partner! 

4. Open your legs wide

Whereas sex with a small penis requires you to go for positions that 'close' the vagina, you need to do the opposite. Choose positions that allow you to spread your legs wide. Make it easier for him to penetrate by spreading your thighs open and bending your knees so you're as open as possible.

5. Take it slow

Instead of penetrating in one, quick movement, ask him to slow it down and insert his penis in stages, a little at a time. You tell him when you're ready to accept deeper penetration. A sensitive lover will let you call the shots. If you trust him to wait until you're ready, you'll relax, and so will your vaginal muscles. 

 6.Get experimental

Get him to try penetrating from different angles to see which feels most comfortable. If he's really big, you might not want full penetration, so make sure he keeps thrusting shallow and gentle.

7. Use your muscles

Push down with your vaginal muscles while he's penetrating. As he penetrates, bear down slightly (like you're trying to push something out of your vagina). You'll feel more in control and it loosens the vaginal muscles.

8. Don't panic!

Comfort yourself with logic: your vaginal muscles are elastic enough to take even the biggest penis – after all, you deliver a baby from the same place..!

Best Jokes

1.A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough.

2.The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

3.A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

4.A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”